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What Happens Next

How this normally goes

1. You send the details

The date, roughly how many people, where it is and what the occasion is. Four things. That is usually enough for me to give you a real answer rather than a vague one.

2. I come back quickly

Normally the same day. I will tell you straight away whether your date is open, what I would recommend for your kind of event, and what it costs. No sales call and no chasing.

3. We lock it in

If it is a fit, I send a simple agreement so your date is genuinely held. Then I stay out of your way until it is time to talk through the details closer to the day.

My Promise To You

100% Money-Back Guarantee

If I perform and your guests genuinely do not enjoy the show, you pay nothing.

I have never had to honor it. It is there so hiring me is not a gamble you are taking on somebody else's behalf.

Prefer to talk it through? Call 614-800-8909